o why hello

ask me shit   submit shit   hey girl are you pizza
cause i like pizza

HAHAHAHA

(Source: fuks, via engipotato)

— 6 months ago with 192013 notes
herachris:

seansoo:

what is going on here

progress

herachris:

seansoo:

what is going on here

progress

(Source: rtrddphts, via comradekoala)

— 6 months ago with 173418 notes

serenebranson:

'cause every song is like gold teeth, grey goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

(via funnyhalloffame)

— 6 months ago with 125539 notes

assturd:

Animal Crossing Gamecube Commercial

(via anewmeforyou)

— 6 months ago with 70094 notes
wreckitronnie:

What about the Selfie Olympics now?

wreckitronnie:

What about the Selfie Olympics now?

(via comradekoala)

— 6 months ago with 7797 notes
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

(Source: martianwitchery, via iwantbloodgutsandchocolatecakeee)

— 6 months ago with 406348 notes